The World’s Best-Selling Beers: A Roast Session 🍺🔥
When you look at this ranking of the Top 10 best-selling beers in the world, one thing becomes painfully obvious: people don’t drink beer because it’s good. They drink it because it’s… there.
1. Snow (China – 101.2M hL)
This beer sells more than Budweiser + Corona + Heineken combined. Never heard of it? Exactly. Apparently, China is just drinking it by the gallon while the rest of the world is like: “Snow who?” ❄️🍺 Probably tastes like melted snow too.
2. Budweiser (USA – 49.2M hL)
Ah yes, the “King of Beers.” More like the king of giving you regrets at 3am. Americans love this so much, you’d think it was liquid freedom. 🇺🇸🦅
3. Corona Extra (Mexico – 43.4M hL)
Corona: the only beer where the lime is doing all the heavy lifting. Without that little slice of fruit, this is basically fancy sparkling water. 🍋😂
4. Heineken (Netherlands – 41.8M hL)
Heineken: the beer that convinces you it’s classy because it comes in a green bottle. Honestly? It’s just European Bud Light with better marketing. 🇳🇱💚
5. Bud Light (USA – 34.1M hL)
The beer of choice for people who want to drink 10 cans and still feel sober enough to make bad decisions. Truly water with ambition. 💦
6. Tsingtao (China – 24.6M hL)
This one at least has some character. Goes great with dumplings, hotpot, or, you know, being alive in China where Snow already brainwashed half the population.
7 & 8. Skol + Brahma (Brazil – 23.2M & 21.8M hL)
Brazil said: “Why stop at one mediocre beer when we can have two?” Perfect for washing down barbecue while dancing samba and pretending life isn’t chaotic. 🇧🇷🔥
9. Harbin (China – 20.9M hL)
China again. At this point, I’m convinced half of their GDP is just… beer sales.
10. Coors (USA – 20.3M hL)
Known as the “Banquet Beer,” which makes sense—because you’d have to already be drunk at a banquet to enjoy it. 🎉
Final Thoughts 💭
The best-selling beers in the world aren’t necessarily the best beers. They’re just the ones cheap enough, available enough, and bland enough that billions of people keep drinking them. Basically, global beer sales = Stockholm Syndrome in liquid form. 🍻😂
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