🚀 Wall Street Hits Beast Mode: S&P 500 Smashes Records
📈 Market Recap
The S&P 500 flexed to an all-time high of 6,481 points (apparently gravity took a day off). The Nasdaq and Dow Jones also climbed, because nobody wants to be left behind at the party.
🔥 Sector Highlights
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Tech & Energy were the cool kids of the day.
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MongoDB went absolutely wild, skyrocketing 38% after casually saying, “Oh btw, we’re making way more money than expected.”
🤖 All Eyes on Nvidia
Investors are glued to Nvidia’s earnings report. With the company making up 8% of the S&P 500, its performance is basically like that one student whose test grade decides if the whole class passes or fails.
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Microsoft: +1% ✅
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Meta: –1% ❌ (oops)
🏛️ Political Drama
Meanwhile, Trump is trying to kick Fed governor Lisa Cook out of the club. Legal experts say… good luck with that.
🎉 The Big Picture
Lower interest rates 📉 + stronger corporate earnings 💰 = investors piling into “risky assets” like it’s an all-you-can-eat buffet.
LECHA
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