🪖 When Soldiers Swap Guns for Garbage Bags
Washington’s Newest Clean-Up Crew
If you wandered around Washington, D.C. recently and thought, “Wow, the National Guard looks… unusually sparkly today,” you weren’t imagining things. That wasn’t a military drill. That was Operation: Pick Up Trash. 🚮
Yes, instead of chasing down enemies of the state, some soldiers were chasing down plastic bottles near the Tidal Basin. Apparently, President Trump decided that alongside fighting crime, D.C. needed a makeover—like a political glow-up. And what better way to beautify the nation’s capital than by sending uniformed soldiers to sweep leaves, wipe benches, and make sure tourists don’t trip over empty Starbucks cups?
👏 Mixed Reactions
- Locals: “Finally, our capital looks like it belongs on a postcard!” 📸
- Others: “Wait… weren’t these guys supposed to protect us from, you know, actual threats?” 🤔
- Soldiers: Cleaning cigarette butts isn’t exactly the Rambo lifestyle they signed up for. 💂♂️➡️🧹
⚡ Not So New
To be fair, this isn’t totally unusual. Military rookies have always done a bit of “clean-up duty” for discipline. It’s just that now, instead of sweeping the barracks, they’re sweeping the streets outside the White House. Efficiency!
📉 Crime Down, Shine Up
And hey, results are results. Crime dropped, the streets are shinier, and if things keep going this way, Washington might just win “Most Improved City” at America’s yearbook awards. 🏆
So the next time you see a soldier in D.C., don’t just thank them for their service.
👉 Maybe hand them a trash bag. They’ll know what to do. 😅
HamPaith The WP
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