Elon Musk Calls for Dissolving UK Parliament, Because Apparently He Runs Britain Now 🇬🇧

 At a far-right rally in London, tech billionaire Elon Musk decided that being CEO of Tesla, SpaceX, and X (formerly Twitter) wasn’t enough — now he wants to dabble in British politics.

“I really think the UK needs a new government,” Musk said, beaming in virtually from his intergalactic command center. “We can’t wait four years for an election. Dissolve Parliament now and hold a vote.”

Yes, you heard that right: Elon Musk, an American billionaire who doesn’t live in Britain, is now advising the UK on how to run its democracy. Next week, he might announce he’s Queen of England.

Tea, Biscuits, and Coup d’État 🫖🍪

Musk’s remarks came during the “Unite the Kingdom” march — a massive far-right rally led by activist Tommy Robinson. Around 100,000 people showed up, waving banners about “free speech” and “immigration control.” The only thing missing? Musk handing out free Teslas to anyone who promised to storm Westminster.

Meanwhile, about 5,000 anti-fascist protesters showed up to say “no thanks,” leading to clashes with police. Because of course, no British political rally is complete without tea, crumpets, and riot shields.

Musk’s Warning: Violence Is Coming (Even If You’re Polite About It) ☠️

Musk also gave the crowd a cheery message of doom: “Violence is coming for you, whether you choose violence or not. Either resist, or you die.”

Comforting words, especially from the guy whose other big idea was selling flamethrowers as “not-a-flamethrowers.” 🔥

A History of Musk vs. Britain

This isn’t Musk’s first time stirring the Earl Grey pot. He previously trashed the UK’s Online Safety Bill, called the government too soft on immigrant crime, and last year casually predicted Britain was headed for civil war.

Pic: Reuters

The UK government has mostly responded with polite British shrugs and phrases like “utterly baseless.” Translation: We’d tell him off properly, but we’re too busy queuing.

Final Take

Elon Musk clearly has a vision for Britain: fewer politicians, more Teslas, and maybe a few rockets parked outside Big Ben.

Until then, UK lawmakers can breathe easy knowing that their jobs are safe — at least until Musk buys Parliament on eBay.

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