🐦 Birds: Tiny Overlords of the Sky
Birds 🐦 are secretly running the world, and we just don’t realize it.
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You walk outside. They sing. Cute, right? Wrong. That’s psychological warfare, making you feel peaceful… until one poops on your car 😬.
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Pigeons strut like they own the streets. Sparrows flit around, gossiping mid-air about your every move.
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Crows? Masters of strategy. They watch, they judge, they remember your face 👀.
Feeding them seems kind, but it’s a trap. They organize meetings, plot alliances, and communicate secret codes in chirps 🗣️.
By the time you leave the park, you realize: you’ve just survived a subtle invasion of aerial overlords, who control where you walk, where you eat, and occasionally, your dignity.
Next time a bird lands nearby, smile 😏. You’re not interacting with nature—you’re negotiating with tiny, feathered dictators 😆.
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